Terrorists have seized control of a remote Alaskan nuclear weapons facility. Now the only man that can stop the impending disaster is the cigarette-addicted, cardboard box-sneaking, guard-choking, woman-hating, gun-toting, legend of the battlefield, codename: SNAKE.
Cast
Rory O'Boyle
Snake
Michelle Phelan
Meryl
Steve Smith
Colonel Campbell
Tim Ekkebus
Liquid
Rich Durham
Adam 'Ocelot' Ocelot
Darrin DeMarco
The Ninja
Juese Cutler
President Baker
Casey Bowker
DARKA Chief
Charlotte Dunn
Dr. Naomi Huntre
Kristen Squire
Mei Ling Goldman
Matthew Mahoney
Frank Jaeger
Ilana Abrahams
Popular Girl #1
Rachel Offenbach
Popular Girl #2