Garchaster's Cornblade
Two real SOV film legends are haunted by a tar girl in their dreams, entangling their script writing, untangled by gargoyles and a friendship head. The tar girl's best friend's big wish is to transfer herself from her star planet through the oven to earth and star in Donald Farmer's next movie so that she can smoke herself... Her drug of choice is VHS she finds magnetized at the sun. On her star planet, instead of money and jobs, people spend their lives using recycled earth trash to build karnivals inside their homes. On earth, the kitchen dwellers are dwelling in the kitchen, dripping with disgust until a casting call changes everything...
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