
In a spoof on the contemporary sacred cons, two yuppy couples get entangled with warring smugglers of dope that include fake priests and nuns as well as Japanese and Chinese agents.
Cast

Christopher de Leon
Johnny

Charo Santos
Melanie

Jay Ilagan
Nonong

Sandy Andolong
Nancy

Boboy Garrovillo
Omota

Johnny Delgado
Filipino Master

Armida Siguion-Reyna
Madame Lily

Leo Martinez
Fr. Blanco

Moody Diaz
Ms. Melody / Virgie

Joe Jardi
Wagner
Danny Javier
Santacruzan
George Javier
Japanese Master

Nanette Inventor
Mother Superior
Bert Miranda
Chinese Bodyguard 1

Tommy Yap
Chinese Bodyguard 2
Ella Reyes
Ella
Marietta Sta. Juana
Rose
Roger Vivero
Sergeant 1
Manny Tibayan
Sergeant 2
Lily Miraflor
Customs Examiner

Ike Jarlego Jr.
Customs Examiner (1969)
Danny Rojo
Customs Examiner (1976)
Marlene Natividad
Fake Nun
Pinky Buencamino
Fake Nun
Yamin Olfindo
Fake Nun
Thaemar Panuncialman
Fake Nun
Lea Locsin
Fake Nun

Ding Achacoso
Technician

Cesar Hernando
Technician
Noli Gamboa
Technician
Romy Dollero
Guy in the Jail
Joseph Olfindo
Waiter
Fred Punzal
Chinaman
Precy Beltran
Chinawoman

Jim Paredes
Conductor
Crew

Mike de Leon
Director, Screenplay

Clodualdo del Mundo Jr.
Screenplay

Raquel Villavicencio
Screenplay, Production Design

Ike Jarlego Jr.
Editor

Rody Lacap
Director of Photography
Narcisa de Leon
Executive Producer
Manuel De Leon
Executive Producer
Encarnacion De Leon
Executive Producer
Luis S. Reyes
Sound Designer
Ramon Reyes
Sound Designer

Lorrie Ilustre
Original Music Composer
Noli Gamboa
Art Direction
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