The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

10m
ComedyHorror
6.6

From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.

Cast

Paul Clemens
Jack Cucchiaio
Michael James Kacey
The Doctor
Fay Kato
The Mystic
Melissa Paladino
The Girlfriend
Brian Rohan
The Murderer
Richard Gale
Narrator (voice)

Crew

Richard Gale
Director, Writer, Editor, Cinematography, Producer, Photoscience Manager
Christopher Brady
Original Music Composer, Music
Tim Carroll
Armorer

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