
One-off comedy drama featuring characters from award-winning BBC sketch series 'The Fast Show'. Ralph Mayhew (Charlie Higson) lives alone in a faded stately home. His only friend is Ted (Paul Whitehouse), the elderly Irish estate worker. But their way of life is under threat: Ralph must marry before his 35th birthday or lose everything. Just when it all seems hopeless, along comes Wendy (Kathy Burke). As Ralph's affection for Wendy grows, his dependence on Ted wanes. Is this the end of a beautiful friendship ? Is Wendy all that she seems ? Will Ralph go through with the marriage ? And will he save the Hall ?
Cast

Paul Whitehouse
Ted / Rowley Birkin / Kevin Brown

Charlie Higson
Ralph Mayhew / Aunt Cecilia / Ralph's Father

Kathy Burke
Mrs. Ted

Simon Day
Tall Tom / Cliff Carter / Friend of Dorothy

Paul Bigley
Short Tom

Arabella Weir
Mrs. Jenkins / Ralph's Mother / Henrietta Gladstone

Mark Williams
Confirmed Bachelor
Louise Brill
Lulu
Eryl Maynard
Miss Paxman

Simon Roberts
Cousin Jack

Miranda Richardson
Henrietta Blough-Pendleton

Gina Bellman
Henrietta Spain
Catherine Newell
Arm Wrestling Woman

Fiona Allen
Dog Barking Woman
Helen Creegen
Line Dancing Twin
Debbie Stringer
Line Dancing Twin
Mirian Humphries
Mrs. Brown
Ollie Peel
Young Ralph
Angela Lee
Girl at Party
Donna Ewin
Girl at Party

Richard Griffiths
Landowner at Party

Richard Wilson
Landowner at Party

Saskia Wickham
Wendy Carter

Colin McFarlane
Interior Designer
Andrew Livingston
Farmer

John Thomson
Vicar
Crew

Christine Gernon
Director, Music

Charlie Higson
Writer, Executive Producer
Mark Lawrence
Editor
John Rhodes
Cinematography

Paul Whitehouse
Executive Producer

Geoffrey Perkins
Executive Producer
Paul Schlesinger
Producer
Henrietta Hope
Associate Producer
Les Stephenson
Production Design
Annie Hardinge
Costume Design
Philip Pope
Music
Rachel Robertson
Art Direction













