Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.
Cast
Rob Brydon
Andy Van Allen
Steve Coogan
Nick Lee
David Walliams
Jeff Monks
James Corden
Russell
Philip Jackson
Hugh Bispham
Niall Buggy
Graham Ball
Helen Coker
Jenny
Rachel Shelley
Yasmina
Jack Jones
Himself
Brian Conley
Himself
Robin Weaver
Vivienne
Daniel Cerqueira
Daniel
Matt Whitelock
Neil
Julian Field
Billy's Time Bike Fan
Arturo Venegas
Captain Koulouris
Di Botcher
Mrs Hatcher
Gray O'Brien
'Casualty' Doctor
Lisa McNaught
Gemma Clay
Gavan O'Herlihy
Mickey
Shelley Blond
PA Romy
Tom Alexopoulos
Jim Schneider
Paul Mark Elliott
Castor Voice Over
Jake Broder
Lloyd
Russell Brand
Woolly Hat Fan
Vasilis Panayi
Photographer
Cole Borris
One-eyed Child
Dallas Messias
Jack Jones Fan
Andrew McHale
Pool 'Castormind' Fan
Ugo Mazin
'Watson'
Ian Robertson
'Ponytailed Scumbag'
Lisa Wood
Child of Castor
John Buss
Child of Castor
Tino Clarke
Child of Castor
Lucy Pickard
Child of Castor
Stewart White
Child of Castor
Stephanie Barrows
Children of Castor Fan
Phillip Cattermole
Children of Castor Fan
Bernard Coogan
Children of Castor Fan
Karen Dunne
Children of Castor Fan
Gillian Glanvil
Children of Castor Fan
Michelle Greaves
Children of Castor Fan
Marie Hogle
Children of Castor Fan
Dean Martin
Children of Castor Fan
Maxine Robertson
Children of Castor Fan
Janet Silmon
Children of Castor Fan (as Janet Silman)
Fritz Aardvark Bragpuss
Children of Castor Fan
Crew
Declan Lowney
Director
Tim Firth
Writer, Associate Producer
Peter Baynham
Writer
Michael Marshall Smith
Writer
Chris Dickens
Editor
Francis De Groote
Director of Photography
Steve Coogan
Executive Producer
Henry Normal
Executive Producer
Alison MacPhail
Producer
Corrie Fraser
Original Music Composer
Mykael S. Riley
Original Music Composer
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