The Da Vinci Load

1h 48m

Comedy

6

Operatives of the Priory of Semen discover that Leonardo da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa using his own sperm. These keepers of the truth fuck in the name of art and kill anyone who gets in their way.

Cast

Haley Paige

Det. Jane Rosello

Missy Monroe

Dr. Nadia Saint

Michelle Maylene

Cult Girl

Eva Angelina

Prioress

Adel Miller

Ice Cream Girl

Tory Lane

Hooker

Charlotte Stokely

School Girl #1

Jasmine Tame

School Girl #2

James Deen

Tony Petkovich

Evan Stone

Prof. Lee Teabag

Claudio Meloni

Curator James DuBois

Steve Holmes

College Student #1

Scott Nails

College Student #2

Frank Bukkwyd

Det. John Brown

Myah Monroe

Nonsex

Lena Juliett

Nonsex

Crew

Jerome Tanner

Director

Nelson X

Writer

Rocco Bones

Editor

Jake Tanner

Camera Operator

Shane Hunter

Camera Operator

Raven Touchstone

Wardrobe Master

Kelly Nichols

Hairstylist, Makeup Artist

Richard Montfort

Still Photographer

James S. Mitchell

Gaffer

Halina Topcza

Production Manager