
Ms. Thing is a spoof on the late night TV infomercial. It follows the story of Jill, an emotionally volatile urban lesbian who is looking for love in all the wrong places. She’s a failure at dating. Her new, live-in relationship crumbles over a domestic difference. Just as she reaches an all-time low, stalking her ex on her social networking site, Jill’s knight in shining armor appears at the door. Not a man. Not even a woman. Jill’s prayers are answered by Ms. Thing, the perfect solution for women who are fed up with conventional relationships. Ms. Thing caters to her every need, provides unconditional love and long lasting sexual satisfaction.
Cast
Crew

Aren X. Tulchinsky
Director, Executive Producer
Mette Bach
Writer
Jenypher Fisher
Editor

Dianne Whelan
Director of Photography
John Christie
Colorist, Digital Effects Producer
Victoria Cheri Bennett
Production Coordinator
Claire Querée
Producer
Krista McMillan
Producer's Assistant
Cindy Mah
Production Assistant
Michael Kling
Production Assistant
Sarah Landford
Casting Assistant
Angela Short
Casting
Sanaa Ak Martinez
Makeup & Hair
Gael MacLean
Sound Designer
Don Mann
Sound Effects Editor
Doug Paterson
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Ian Jones
Sound Mixer
Wes Ochitwa
Boom Operator
Neil Clements
Foley
Lauren James Vanderheide
Lighting Technician
Christina Lenic
Lighting Design
Andrea Hector
Music
Christine McLeod
Dialogue Editor
Bettina Strauss
Still Photographer
Ted Tozer
Consulting Editor
Daniel Devita
Consulting Editor
Sandra Mayo
Consulting Producer
Melva McLean
Script Supervisor
Alana Murray
Clearances Coordinator
James Allan
Property Master
Robin West
Gaffer
Ken Boesem
Art Direction

