A rich, beautiful couple give birth to deformed alien twins who, when their heads are together, are the smartest kids on the planet.
Cast
Jerry Lewis
Wilbur Swain / Caleb Swain
Madeline Kahn
Eliza Swain / Lutetia Swain
Marty Feldman
Sylvester
John Abbott
Dr. Frankenstein
Jim Backus
President of the U.S.
Samuel Fuller
Colonel Sharp
Merv Griffin
Anchorman
Virginia Graham
Gossip Specialist
Pat Morita
Ah Fong, the Chinese Ambassador
Ben Frank
Quentin, the Handyman
Cheri Harris
Maria, the Maid
Robert Hackman
Study Hall Supervisor
Eugene Choy
Lum Fung
Ken Johnson
Horace
Peter Kwong
Chinese Astronaut
Richard Lee-Sung
Ambassador's Courier
Steve Aaran
Cadet #1
Rebecca Edwards
Air Force One Lieutenant
Steven Paul
Air Force One 'Ensign'
Patrick Wright
Drill Instructor
Fred Saxon
TV Reporter
Snag Werris
News Reporter
Bonnie Paul
Network Page
Tallie Cochrane
Doctor
Janis Jamison
Patient
Jon Overholt
Doctor
Alan Gavin
Expectant Father
Lenny Rosenblatt
Cadet #2
Mark Ettlinger
Secret Service Agent
Bill Ferrell
Cadet Sergeant
Susan Allison
Xtra (uncredited)
Joe Straw
Alien (uncredited)
Professor Toru Tanaka
Sumo (uncredited)
Orson Welles
Aliens' Father (voice) (uncredited)
Crew
Steven Paul
Director, Writer, Producer
Kurt Vonnegut
Novel
Doug Jackson
Editor
Anthony B. Richmond
Director of Photography
Benjamin Legrand
Assistant Director
Larry Sugar
Executive Producer
Dan Murphy
Executive Producer
Hank Paul
Executive Producer
Murray Schwartz
Associate Producer
Patrick Wright
Line Producer
Joel Schiller
Production Design
Alexander Witt
Camera Operator
Dorothy Koster Paul
Casting
Darryl Levine
Wardrobe Designer
Isabel Little
Hairstylist
Robin L. Neal
Makeup Artist
Quinton B. Quintero
Makeup Artist
Bjorn Sailor
Makeup Artist
John Muto
Second Unit Director
Robert Zraick
Prosthetic Designer, Special Effects Makeup Artist
Chip Garamella
Supervising Sound Editor
Bill Teague
Sound Mixer
Steve LaPorte
Special Effects Makeup Artist
Ve Neill
Special Effects Makeup Artist
Morton Stevens
Original Music Composer
Michel Legrand
Original Music Composer
Leroy Reed
Transportation Captain
Albert Heintzelman
Set Decoration
Heidi Berthoud
Assistant Set Decoration
Jerie Kelter
Assistant Set Decoration
Jeff Kahn
Construction Coordinator
Erik Cord
Stunt Double
Craig Hawkins
Stunt Double
Ross Albert
Supervising Editor
John Malone
Sign Painter
